the internet at my house is out -_- and I have the SAT in the morning. probably won’t be on for a while. sorry if you’ll miss me spamming Mark Hoppus and Tyson Ritter all day long. Not. <3
| person: | why are you crying |
| me: | bands |
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
(Source: westernkanye, via the-fastest-sperm)
| mom: | what do you want for dinner |
| me: | rock and roll |
| *flips over table and air guitars* |
he has checked himself, thus he has not wrecked himself.
(via delongesschlong)